Saturday, February 7, 2009

"Pssst, Good Senator"

I've been watching the debates over the stimulus package recently. With all of the posturing and tough talk, I decided to change the television channel and watch something lighter. I came across a program with a man standing inside a fenced lot filled with all variety of dogs. Everything from pit bulls to poodles. They ran around the lot engaging in territorial pissing, rear end sniffing, and a bit of false bravado. Yet, they were generally getting along. No fighting, no blood. The interesting thing was that the man seemed to have total control over all of them. It turns out that he is known as the 'Dog Whisperer', and uses amazing methods to obtain these results. They didn't mention how much he charges, but maybe, just maybe, we could slide a little extra into the stimulus package and send him to Washington.